3 Olive Trees Anavyssos: Your Greek Island Paradise Awaits!
3 Olive Trees Anavyssos: My Greek Island Dream… Almost! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up. I’ve just returned from a whirlwind trip to Greece and the 3 Olive Trees Anavyssos. It’s been… an experience. They say paradise awaits, but honestly, sometimes paradise needs a little… work. Here’s the unvarnished truth, the good, the bad, and the unexpectedly hilarious, sprinkled with some honest-to-goodness opinions:
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Let's Dive In (Brace Yourselves!)
First things first: Accessibility. This is HUGE for me, and I was REALLY hoping for better. They mention facilities for disabled guests, but it’s a mixed bag. The elevator works (thank goodness!), and there are some ramps, but navigating the property with a wheelchair could be… challenging. The pathways are uneven in places, and some spaces are a little cramped. I'd rate it a solid 3 out of 5 for accessibility, with room for significant improvement.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: This is a big question… and honestly, I didn't dig deep. The hotel brochure was vague. I needed a break from asking questions, so I opted for the pool-side bar (more on that disaster later). So, unknown.
Wheelchair Accessible: See above. It tries, but there are definitely stumbles.
Internet Access: The Wi-Fi Saga
Okay, so they shout about "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and that's true… in the sense that it exists. But let's be real, the Internet reliability was… sketchy at times. Think dial-up speeds in the age of fiber optic. Internet [LAN] was also listed, but honestly, who the heck uses a LAN cable these days? I'm guessing no one. Internet services were… well, at least they tried, right? Wi-Fi in public areas wasn't much better. I ended up tethering to my phone for anything crucial. My Rating: 2/5 for a truly frustrating internet experience.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (AKA: Did I Actually Relax?)
Alright, the good stuff. The amenities are where 3 Olive Trees promises to shine.
- Spa: Oh, the spa. The brochure promises a haven. Sadly, you'll walk in on the promise of Body scrub and Body wrap but realize the spa only has Massage, Pool with a view (which is pretty fantastic btw), Sauna, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom. The Body scrub and Body wrap, however, aren't available (yet?). So, what I did instead was to order a massage. I wanted a classic, deep tissue rubdown, but you know, the masseuse was still in training. It was less "knot blasting" and more "tickle-down." It was… interesting. But hey, at least the Spa itself looked the part.
- Fitness Center/Gym/Fitness: It exists! That's all I can say. I peaked in and it seemed… functional. I didn’t actually use it. Blame jet lag (or the allure of the pool!).
- Swimming Pool/Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool with the view is amazing. Seriously. You could just stare for hours. It's the highlight. I'm giving this a solid 5/5 based on views alone. The water was crystal clear. Perfection. Pure, unadulterated perfection.
- Foot bath: Nope, but don't feel bad, I didn't find one either.
Cleanliness and Safety (Let's Talk About the Important Stuff)
- I was quite impressed with the protocols, especially given the current climate. There's Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere you look, and the staff seemed genuinely concerned.
- The rooms were cleaned well, but they lacked some of the additional service of the "old days".
- Room sanitization opt-out available I didn't actually see the room sanitization, but it's nice that it's an option.
- Cleanliness Rating: 4/5. They're trying, and I appreciate it.
- Safety/security feature: I appreciated that there was a Front desk [24-hour] and Security [24-hour].
- Available in all rooms The hotel had Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, and Smoke detector.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yes!
- Safe dining setup: Yes. The tables were all spaced accordingly.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Glorious (and Sometimes Questionable) Food!
Okay, the food. This is where things get… interesting.
- Restaurants: Yes, plural! But the experience felt a little disjointed.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The breakfast buffet was the one I spent the most time at, and it was a bit of a chaotic dance. The Breakfast [buffet] had all the basics, including Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, and Western cuisine in restaurant.
- Poolside Bar: Oh, the poolside bar. This deserves its own novella. Ordering a simple cocktail felt like a mission. The drinks were… let's say "creative" interpretations of classic recipes. My Mojito tasted suspiciously of dish soap. Happy hour was supposed to solve this, but not even that could make it better.
- Room service [24-hour]: Thankfully, this was a lifesaver.
- Snack bar: Meh.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes. Thank god.
- Cash withdrawal: Yes, helpful.
- Concierge: They were helpful with recommendations and helping with day trips
- Contactless check-in/out: YES! A must-have.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent, kept the place looking spiffy.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See Accessibility.
- Food delivery: Nope.
- Luggage storage: Essential.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Didn't use them, but they existed.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always a good thing.
- Terrace: Loved it! Some rooms had terraces.
For the Kids (I saw some Families)
- Family/child friendly: Seems so. Saw lots of happy kids.
- Babysitting service: Definitely available.
- Kids meal: Nice touch.
The Room: My Sanctuary (and Sometimes Prison)
Okay, let’s get down to the specifics of the room.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning (essential!), Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Desk, Extra long bed, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Socket near the bed, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], and a Window that opens.
- Additional toilet Not in my room.
- Complimentary tea: Nice touch.
- Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
- High floor: The view was incredible.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Useful for families.
- Linens: Decent.
- Mini bar: Well-stocked, and overpriced, naturally.
- Non-smoking: Essential for me.
- On-demand movies: A lifesaver.
- Reading light: Perfect for late-night reading.
- Smoke detector: Always a good thing.
- Sofa: Comfy.
- Umbrella: Needed it!
Getting Around
- Airport transfer: Yes.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! We're going to 3 Olive Trees in Anavyssos, Greece. This ain't your pristine brochure itinerary. This is real life, people. Expect sunburns, maybe a forgotten toothbrush, and definitely some serious food comas. Let's do this, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival & That First, Glorious Breath of Greek Air (And Maybe Some Panic)
- Morning (Actually, Afternoon): Land at Athens International. Okay, so the flight was… long. And my carry-on decided to stage a full-blown escape attempt from the overhead bin. Thankfully, it was just a rogue sock. Crisis averted. The immigration line, though? Felt like a lifetime. Finally out, though – and WHOA! The air. Seriously, the air! That warm, salty, citrusy kiss of the Aegean. Instantly melts away the pre-trip stress.
- Afternoon: Taxi to 3 Olive Trees. Praying the driver understands "Anavyssos." (Google Maps, you’re my only friend right now.) Get to the hotel. First impressions: clean, charming, and the pool is… shiny. Check in. Unpack – sort of. More like, shove everything into a drawer and hope for the best. Deep breath. It's happening!
- Late Afternoon: Wander around Anavyssos. Find my bearings. First mission: Greek coffee. Found a little taverna around the square. Ordered a sketo (black, no sugar – I'm trying to be sophisticated). Bitter, strong, and I LOVED it. Felt like I'd been initiated.
- Evening: Dinner at a taverna right on the waterfront. Ordered moussaka. Oh. My. God. Layers of eggplant, meat, creamy béchamel… I am officially in love with Greek food. The waiter, a grizzled, charming old guy, clinked my glass with his own. Gave me a wink. Think I'm gonna like it here. Stroll back to the hotel. Stare at the stars. Bliss. Maybe finish off a bottle of local rosé… just in case.
Day 2: Beach Day Bliss… and the Great Suntan Scare
- Morning: Wake up to the most glorious sunshine. Beach time! I need to get on that tan. Beach research: find a good spot. Head to the beach. It's crowded, but gorgeous. That sea is the deepest turquoise I've ever seen. Rent a sunbed. Apply sunscreen. Apply sunscreen. Apply sunscreen. (Note to self: remember the back of the legs.)
- Beach Anecdote: Right, so I was happily lounging, listening to the waves, when suddenly… SPLAT. Seagull. Right on my towel. Okay. Deep breaths. Accept the inevitable. It's a sign – of what, I don't know, but definitely a sign.
- The Suntan Scare: The next day – or later that same day – my skin was red. Properly red. Spent the entire evening slathered in aloe vera, looking like a lobster. Lesson learned: Greek sun is no joke.
- Afternoon: Recover from the lobster effect. Decide to stay in the shade. Decided on a lazy afternoon with a book and a view of the sea.
- Evening: Dinner at a taverna specializing in seafood. Ordered the grilled octopus. The texture was… different. It was good! But different. Over dinner, I spent quite some time trying to figure out whether I actually enjoyed the texture or was just being polite. But the view over the waves as they hit the shore was worth it.
Day 3: Exploring Beyond… and the Donkey Dilemma
- Morning: Okay, time to get out and actually see something. Rent a car. (Note to self: learn to drive on the right side of the road before you leave.)
- Mid-morning: Drive to the Temple of Poseidon at Sounion. Holy moly. Breathtaking. The cliffside view is spectacular. The temple itself… majestic. Feel a genuine connection to history. Took WAY too many photos. The wind whipping off the sea felt amazing.
- Afternoon: Lunch in a tiny village near Sounion. Found a taverna that looked like it hadn't changed in a century. Ordered whatever the owner recommended (which was, naturally, the best dish). The food – simple, honest, delicious. (And blessedly, no tourists in sight.)
- The Donkey Dilemma: On the way back to the hotel, we encountered… a donkey. In the middle of the road. Just standing there. Didn't budge. We honked. It blinked. We tried to gently maneuver around it. It took its time. I swear, it was judging us. Eventually, we got past. But I will never feel the same about donkeys.
- Evening: Back to Anavyssos. Dinner at the same taverna as night one. Because when you find perfection, you stick with it. More moussaka. More rosé. More stars.
Day 4: Day Trip to Athens (The Acropolis and the Anxiety)
- Morning: Early start. Train to Athens. First impressions of the city: busy. Like, intensely, overwhelming, sensory overload busy. A stark contrast to the quiet of Anavyssos.
- Mid-morning: The Acropolis. And… wow. Just… wow. The Parthenon. The view. The history. Feeling pretty awestruck, and very small. Spent ages wandering around, trying to soak it all in.
- Quirky Observation: Noticed that everyone (including me) was desperately trying to get the perfect selfie. So many selfie sticks. Made me chuckle.
- Afternoon: The Plaka district. Charming, yes. Overcrowded, also yes. Got lost in the maze of tiny streets, which was actually kinda fun. Had lunch at a taverna with a view. Ordered a souvlaki. The meat was tough, but I didn't care.
- The Anxiety: Got back on the train/metro to get back to Anavyssos. I got a little lost, and then a little more lost, and then felt like I was going to be lost forever. Realized that I'd been navigating with zero actual direction, and was just assuming things would work out. Realized that was not a great strategy. Eventually, found my way back. Exhausted.
- Evening: Back in Anavyssos. Dinner at the hotel. Simple, but satisfying. (And blessedly, no crowds.) Relieved to be back in my little paradise. Maybe I should just stay in the resort.
Day 5: The Wine Tour & The Farewell Feast
- Morning: A day trip to a local vineyard. Delicious is an understatement! The wine tour was fun. I learned a lot about grapes and history. Definitely not a wine snob, but came away with a new appreciation. Got a little tipsy.
- Afternoon: Back to the hotel. Took a swim in the pool, trying to relax. Decided to buy some local souvenirs.
- Evening: The Farewell Feast. (This deserves its own paragraph.) This was the night. Ordered everything. All the starters. All the mains. The baklava for dessert. The sunset was incredible. The food was heavenly. I ended up chatting with a local family who was also eating there. The best part? Completely unplanned. It started raining. We ordered more wine. It was perfect. I think I'm crying.
- Emotional Reaction: I didn’t want to leave! This place – these people – they were everything. I'd come to think of it as our own. It wasn't just a vacation; it was like a little pocket of paradise.
- Messy Structure: Okay, so I basically overate and drank too much on the last night as well. But worth it. Worth it.
Day 6: Departure… and the Promise of Returning
- Morning: Pack (again. Still not great at it). Final Greek coffee. One last look at the sea. The sun.
- Afternoon: Taxi to the airport. The flight was a bit long.
- Opinionated Language: Goodbye, Greece. You magnificent, messy, beautiful place. I will be back.
There you have it! A chaotic, honest, and hopefully entertaining itinerary for 3 Olive Trees. Remember: embrace the chaos and let the imperfections be part of the adventure. This is the real Greece.
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