Oxford Oasis: Luxury 4BR Jericho Retreat Awaits!
Oxford Oasis: Jericho Retreat - Seriously, Get Ready to Be Spoiled (and Possibly Slightly Overwhelmed!) - A Review
Okay, deep breaths. Oxford Oasis. Jericho. Luxury. Four Bedrooms. It's all a bit… much, isn't it? Before I dive in and completely lose myself in the sheer scale of the place, let's try to make some sense of it. This review is gonna be, shall we say, comprehensive. Think less "concise travel blog" and more "drunken diary entry after a week-long spa binge". Buckle up.
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Accessibility – Honestly, Pretty Impressed (and a Bit Flustered!)
Right off the bat, HUGE props. They mention wheelchair accessibility, and that’s usually a good sign. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I am prone to clumsy moments and tripping over absolutely nothing. So, the fact that they highlight [Facilities for disabled guests] as a key feature is a huge plus to me. The mention of an [Elevator] also brought a smile to my face - no one wants to be lugging luggage up stairs after the long journey! And, a quick check reveals [Non-smoking rooms, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property] are present. (Safety first, people!) It really does seem like they're thinking about everyone. Let's see how it actually stacks up.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges - Did I Find One?
This is a vital aspect and I'm not sure, from the initial listing, if this specific aspect has been clarified. This kind of information should be obvious. I'd be looking to contact them to find out!
Internet Access – My Lifeblood, and Apparently, Yours Too.
Okay, the internet details are a solid win. [Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!], and that’s a godsend. Especially when you're desperate to upload Instagram stories of your luxurious life (more on that later!). [Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas] - Yep, they've got it covered. No buffering nightmares here, hopefully. I’m reliant on this for work, for entertainment, for generally functioning in the modern world.
Things to Do - Ways to Relax – Prepare to Be Pampered (or Overwhelmed).
- Spa: This is where things get ridiculous (in the best way possible). The list is extensive. [Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]]… I feel my stress levels dropping just reading it. The [Gym/fitness] center is there, which is good if you’re into that sort of thing. I'm more into the "lying down and being rubbed" kind of relaxation.
- Anecdote: I'll tell you about the massage. I'd opted for the hot stone one and immediately fell asleep. The masseuse had to wake me with a gentle, “Excuse me, sir, your stones are getting cold." MORTIFYING! But also, the best sleep I'd had in ages.
Cleanliness and Safety – The Sanitizing Squad is ON IT
This is crucial these days. They appear to take hygiene seriously, and that's excellent. [Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment]. Whew! Makes you feel safe, even if it’s a bit much.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (or Maybe a Coma?)
Seriously, this is insane. What isn't on offer? [A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant]. Are you kidding me? My stomach is already rumbling. They appear to have thought of everything. And even if you want the [Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service] you can.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer volume of options is a little overwhelming. Like, I just want a burger. But I could have… well, everything.
Services and Conveniences – They're Literally Throwing Amenities at You
[Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center] Oh boy. I can see what a luxury retreat is. This list feels like a parody of a luxury hotel. There is so much.
- Emotional Reaction: Honestly, it's a little bit much. But in the best way possible. You know you're in for a treat.
For the Kids – Will They Survive the Luxury?
[Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal]. Good news for those dragging children along! They do appear to cater well for kids.
Access – The Details That Really Matter
The safety features include [CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Smoke detector, Soundproof rooms]. Nice and reassuring.
Getting Around – Wheels, Feet, or Someone Carrying You?
[Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking]. They have covered all the options. Brilliant.
Available in all rooms – The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
This list is massive. [Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free, Window that opens]. So much to list.
- Anecdote: That extra-long bed? It was glorious. Like sleeping on a cloud made of marshmallows.
The Verdict – Worth It? Maybe a Little Too Much!
Okay, let's be honest. Oxford Oasis: Jericho Retreat is serious luxury. It's a bit overwhelming, maybe even a tad excessive. But in the best possible way. The amenities are extensive, the service looks top-notch, and the focus on cleanliness and safety is commendable. While the sheer number of options might give you decision fatigue (and a slight feeling of panic - what don't they have?), the overall experience promises to be
Escape to Paradise: Blue River Hotel, Ho Chi Minh City
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to wade through my meticulously… ahem… "planned" trip to The Jericho Retreat. Oxford, here I come! Prepare for a whirlwind of highs, lows, questionable decisions, and the inevitable existential crisis that always seems to tag along on my holidays.
The Jericho Retreat: Home Base & Holy Grail (Hopefully)
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic
- 9:00 AM: Arrive at Heathrow. Honestly, the airport felt like the Hunger Games. Finding the train to Oxford was a sport for the highly caffeinated. I swear I nearly tripped over a toddler clutching a sparkly unicorn backpack. My luggage? Currently a distant memory, probably circling baggage claim somewhere near Gate 42.
- 12:00 PM: Finally, finally at The Jericho Retreat! Picture this: me, bleary-eyed, hauling my life (well, a suitcase and a backpack) up the charming, if slightly creaky, steps. The place looks AMAZING. The photos online did NOT lie. Sunlight spilling everywhere, huge windows, and that "bright and spacious" description? Nailed it.
- 12:30 PM: Immediate internal conflict: unpack immediately or collapse on the plush sofa. The sofa won.
- 1:00 PM: Deep breath. Unpacked-ish. Found the damn Wi-Fi password after a solid ten minutes of squinting at the welcome book. (They need to make those things bigger, people!) Now I'm sitting here, sipping lukewarm tea, already feeling a smidge of hope - maybe, just maybe, this Oxford trip won't be a complete disaster.
- 2:00 PM: This place is amazing! It’s almost too good to be true! I mean it is bright and spacious, but it's also too perfect, and frankly, I’m a bit wary…
- 3:00 PM: I’m in luck, the luggage arrived!
- 4:00 PM: I have to go find food, I'm dying of hunger!
Day 1: The Oxford Rush: History, Hangovers, and Hidden Gems
- 5:00 PM: Okay, sustenance acquired. Found a proper pub, "The Eagle and Child." Decided that I needed a pint. And maybe a second. Okay, a third. And some fish and chips. This is going well… too well.
- 7:00 PM: Attempting a stroll. The city is beautiful, cobbled streets, old buildings, that Oxford charm factor is definitely in full force. Bumped into a gaggle of students looking like they hadn't slept in days. Made me feel both superior and incredibly jealous of their youth.
- 8:30 PM: Decided to visit The Covered Market! I got lost, went in circles, and almost bought a ridiculously overpriced Oxford scarf. (Resisted the urge. Mostly.) Found a fantastic little cheese shop, though, and bought enough cheddar to feed a small army.
- 9:30 PM: Back at the Jericho Retreat. Feeling a pleasant mix of tipsy and overwhelmed. Journaling. Wondering if I should attempt to cook, or just order pizza and watch something trashy on telly. Pizza wins.
- 10:30 PM: Pizza consumed. Regret setting in about the third pint. This is what memories are made of, right?
- 11:30 PM: Bed.
Day 2: Oxford's Intellectual Side
- 9:00 AM: Woke up. Head throbbing. Note to self: Water is a good idea. Breakfast is also a good idea. And maybe an entire pot of coffee.
- 10:00 AM: Actually ventured out! St. Mary's Church, the Radcliffe Camera – all the iconic sights! Managed to navigate the crowds like a pro. Made slightly sanctimonious comments about the beauty of the architecture while simultaneously admiring a very cute dog.
- 12:00 PM: The Ashmolean! Spent hours wandering through the ancient artifacts. Got oddly emotional looking at some old pottery. I really need to get a grip.
- 1:30 PM: Lunch: a slightly pretentious salad at a cafe. Spent most of it watching people and making up stories about their lives. This is how you entertain yourself when you’re travelling alone, right?
- 2:30 PM: Christ Church College! Harry Potter feels! Okay, maybe I’m a bit of a fangirl. Spent an embarrassing amount of time pretending to be a student.
- 4:00 PM: Punting on the Cherwell. Classic tourist move. Nearly capsized the boat. Was saved by a very attractive (and probably judging me) guy.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a cozy restaurant near the Retreat. Ordered the steak. It was expensive. It was worth it.
- 8:00 PM: Wine. Back at the retreat. More journaling. More existential questioning. This travel lark is exhausting, but I wouldn’t trade it.
- 10:00 PM: Bed.
Day 3: Oxford's Real Life
- 9:00 AM: The Retreat is feeling cozy & home. Breakfast is planned
- 10:00 AM: The market! I did not go on day one because I needed to do some research. Today is the day!
- 11:00 AM: The perfect market experience! I'm starting to feel like a local.
- 1:00 PM: I went to an actual Oxford Pub. It was loud. It was great!
- 3:00 PM: I walked through the Botanical Garden. I felt refreshed, and happy.
- 5:00 PM: I'm so used to the Retreat, I can't imagine leaving!
- 7:00 PM: I ordered dinner at a restaurant. A local made all kinds of small talk.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 4: Departing Days
- 9:00 AM: Packed my bags. It wasn't difficult, I did a good job of keeping the Retreat clean.
- 12:00 PM: I'm going to miss this place!
- 2:00 PM: It was an amazing journey!
Food & Drink:
- Pubs, pubs, and more pubs. I'm planning to sample them all. (Or at least, try.) Recommendations welcome!
- High Tea: The quintessential British experience. Will attempt to be elegant and not pour my tea on myself.
- The Jericho Retreat kitchen: I bought some ingredients! I'll try cooking! (Probably some pasta.) If it goes poorly, there's always the takeout menus.
Imperfections and Honest Musings:
- I get lost. A lot. Prepare for vague directions and tales of accidental adventures.
- My opinions are subject to change. I might love something one day and hate it the next. Don't judge me. (Too much.)
- I’ll probably over-pack. And then regret it immediately. But the heart wants what it wants (which is, apparently, several pairs of shoes).
- I'm human. There will be moments of pure joy, moments of self-doubt, and probably a few meltdowns. It’s all part of the fun, right?
So, that's the (very) rough outline. Stay tuned. Or don't. It's fine. I'll be too busy eating delicious food and attempting to understand the mysteries of Oxford. Wish me luck!
Unbelievable Depok Luxury! Margonda Residences 3 Studio Awaits
Okay, spill the beans! Is "Oxford Oasis" REALLY as luxurious as it sounds? Because 'luxury' these days… you know?
Alright, alright, honest to goodness truth time. Let's be real. I've seen "luxury" described as having a slightly nicer microwave. This place? Well, it’s *significantly* better than a slightly nicer microwave. Think… stepping into a different dimension of comfort. I walked in, and honestly, the first thing I did was… take a deep breath. The air just *smelled* cleaner! (Which, after a week of dodgy pub grub, was a godsend). The beds? Oh, the beds. I’m normally a "sleep-on-the-floor-with-a-pillow" kind of gal, but those beds... I briefly considered just… living in one. Seriously, I'd have happily sacrificed a kidney for that duvet.
Look, it IS genuinely luxurious. Not "shoved-a-gold-leaf-on-a-pile-of-sandwiches" luxurious, but proper, thought-out luxury. Think of it as: the kind of luxury that *actually* makes you feel like you’re on holiday, not just pretending.
Jericho? Is that some kind of super-exclusive secret Oxford society hideout? Should I brush up on my Latin?
No Latin required, thankfully! Jericho is a *fantastic* area – think, quirky, independent shops, amazing restaurants (more on that later), and cobbled streets that are perfect for pretending you're in a Jane Austen novel. (Though, honestly, I'd probably trip up on the cobbles. I’m not terribly graceful.) It’s super close to the city center, so you *can* wander around feeling like you’re in a secret society, but you can also easily get off your high horse and get a pizza.
My anecdote here? Finding a hidden gem of a bookshop on a little side street, got lost in it for ages, and completely forgot about that fancy restaurant I’d booked. Oops. But, honestly, worth it. Jericho is the *perfect* blend of accessible, historic and modern. It’s like a good cup of tea: soothing, but with a little bit of a kick.
Four bedrooms. That's a lot of space! What's the deal with the layout? Is it all cramped corridors and echoing silence?
Echoing silence? Absolutely not! Cramped corridors? Nope. Think… airy, inviting, and thoughtfully designed. The place feels spacious without being cold or sterile. I hate houses that feel… unused. This place felt like it was *made* for living in. There’s a real warmth, a sense of… well, being home, actually.
Okay, confession time: the first thing I did was to unpack all my things. *Every single one.* Even the things I wouldn’t normally unpack. I wanted to *live* there! And the layout… it just works. It's designed for a group, with enough space for everyone to have their own private sanctuary, but also a communal space that actually encouraged us all to *hang out* together. Not to mention a killer kitchen. I was SO impressed.
About that kitchen… tell me more! (I’m a foodie. Judge me.)
Judge you? Never! Food is life. And the kitchen? Oh, it was my happy place! I spent at least half my time there. *Okay*, maybe more than half. It's like, the center of everything. Gorgeous, modern, and *fully* equipped. Everything you could possibly need to whip up a feast (or, you know, scramble some eggs, my speciality).
And get this: the first night, we all decided to cook together. Huge mistake, by the way. Far too many cooks spoiled the broth… literally. We ended up with a slight kitchen disaster (burned garlic bread, anyone?), but it was the *funniest* disaster. Honestly, the kitchen was big enough to accommodate our chaos and the cleanup wasn't even that bad. The whole thing felt like a movie scene.
It did make me laugh, though. It's actually one of the things that brings back such fond memories. The big kitchen table was perfect for all the chaos of us being together, and the easy cleanup was a definite plus.
What about parking? Finding parking in Oxford can be a nightmare, yeah?
Oh, god, yes. Oxford parking. The stuff of legends, nightmares, and endless circling. BUT! This place actually *has* parking. On-site parking! It's a miracle! Seriously, the relief I felt when I didn't have to spend an hour driving around Oxford looking for a space. I'm getting stressed just thinking about it. It saved me so much time (and sanity). Huge bonus.
I parked up, and the moment I saw the house, I knew I was in for something special. I was so thrilled that the nightmare that is Oxford parking was not interfering with the start of my trip. It even gave me some time to go explore what was on my doorstep. Score.
Are there outdoor spaces? (Because, you know, fresh air and all that jazz.)
Yes! Thank the heavens, yes. There's a lovely little outdoor space. Not some tiny, neglected patch, either. It’s a proper little haven - a great place for fresh air. I spent a lot of time out there, sipping my morning coffee (or, let's be honest, wine in the evening), and just… chilling. It’s perfect for escaping the madness – the "Oxford Madness" - the hustle and bustle of a city that has it's charm but can easily overwhelm.
I went for a walk down the river one day, and although I did have a moment where I thought I had lost my way, it was the perfect time to just chill. It could be a bit cold, but the fresh air was bliss after being stuck inside.
Okay, the big question: Would you go back? And why?
Absolutely, without a doubt. Like, yesterday. It's the kind of place that worms its way into your heart. The Oxford Oasis isn't just a place to stay; it’s an experience. You genuinely feel like you're staying somewhere with real character, and a place designed with love and care. The attention to detail is incredible, the location is spot-on, the comfort level is off the charts, and the memories I made there are totally priceless.
I'm already trying to figure out when I can go back. And you know what? I’ll book this place every time. No contest.
