Luxury Surabaya Mansion: Anderson Supermall's Hidden Gem (Travelio)
Surabaya's Secret Sanctuary: A Rambling Review of Luxury Surabaya Mansion (Travelio)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe a little bit of that free bottled water) on Luxury Surabaya Mansion, the supposed hidden gem nestled in the Anderson Supermall. Let's get real, finding a "hidden gem" inside a supermall sounds about as likely as finding a unicorn riding a scooter through a parking lot. But, hey, I was game. And mostly, well, I'm still digesting the experience. So, here goes… a chaotic, probably overly-detailed, and hopefully entertaining dive into this Travelio property.
First Impressions (and a little existential dread about malls)…
Finding the place was… well, it involved some serious mall navigation. Let's just say I have a newfound appreciation for the phrase, "Are we there yet?" Navigating the Anderson Supermall is an adventure in itself. You've got the usual suspects – chain stores, food courts with questionable hygiene, and the relentless hum of consumerism. That's where the existential dread kicks in, you know? But then, POOF, there it is, this supposed oasis of luxury, tucked away like a secret clubhouse. The exterior didn't totally scream "palace," let's be honest. Frankly, it was a little… mall-adjacent. But hey, I'm optimistic!
Accessibility - Mostly Good, But Not Perfect
Alright, I'm not personally in a wheelchair, but I'm always hyper-aware of accessibility. The elevators were present and accounted for, which is always a good start. The public areas seemed pretty navigable, but I can't say I scrutinized everything with a fine-tooth comb looking for every little detail. It seemed reasonable, but maybe check with the Travelio team specifically if you have any mobility concerns.
Inside the Fortress of Cleanliness: A Sanitizing Obsession?
Right, let's talk about cleanliness and safety. You wouldn't believe the level of hand sanitizer and anti-viral cleaning products I saw! They were practically forcing it on you. I counted three stations between the lobby and my room! I mean, I'm all about hygiene, but it felt a little over the top. I half expected them to offer a Hazmat suit upon arrival. You know what? I actually kinda liked the paranoia. Made me feel like they actually cared, even if it did feel like I was entering a sterile science experiment. The "Room sanitization opt-out available" felt a little… odd. Like, who would opt out of that these days? Am I missing something?
Regarding specific cleaning practices, they mention everything from "professional-grade sanitizing" to "daily disinfection in common areas." They're also keen on the "individually-wrapped food options" and "safe dining setup." Honestly, I didn't see much of the behind-the-scenes stuff, but the visible effort was appreciated.
- *(Score: 4.5/5 - maybe a touch too much in the sanitization department, but I didn't catch anything during my stint, and their staff seemed to take all of the safety protocols very seriously.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (Maybe?)
Okay, this is where things get… complicated. There’s a whole arsenal of options listed. They've got "restaurants," "coffee shops," "snack bars," a "poolside bar," the whole shebang! And all sorts of cuisines.
The Restaurant Reality: The "Asian cuisine in restaurant" seemed to be the main focus – good, I like a good Pad Thai, but the menu felt a little… limited. I opted for the "vegetarian restaurant" option at one point. I'd call the food edible; I wouldn't call it memorable.
The Bar Blues: Poolside bar? More like poolside water cooler. The drinks were… okay. Nothing exceptional. Happy hour? I have no idea if they even had one.
Breakfast Bonanza (or Bust?): The "Breakfast [buffet]" was a bit of a letdown. It was your standard hotel buffet – nothing to write home about. They did offer "breakfast in room" and "breakfast takeaway service", which was a nice touch, but I wasn't quite organized enough to use it.
The "Coffee/tea in restaurant" Incident: Okay, let's talk about the coffee. It was… bad. Utterly, tragically bad. I'm not a coffee snob, but this was truly awful. I'm thinking a pre-ground, instant coffee kind of situation perhaps. I ended up having to find a decent coffee shop outside the mansion.
*(Score: 3/5 - the food itself was okay but not mind-blowing. The coffee situation was almost a deal-breaker, and the bar left something to be desired, but the variety was respectable, and the breakfast service could be handy.)
Relaxation and Recreation – Spa Day Dreams & Reality Bites
Now, for the good stuff! Let's dive into the ways you could potentially unwind.
- The Spa: The "Spa" - and more specifically "Spa/sauna" – sounded promising. I was envisioning fluffy robes and aromatherapy. Apparently, that was a bridge too far for this place. I found only a sauna, and let's just say, it felt a little… utilitarian, not luxurious. But hey, at least it steamed up!
- The Pool with a View: Now, the "Swimming pool [outdoor]" with a view was a definite highlight. It was actually rather gorgeous, but I did wonder what they had to do with the view to be fair. I mean, it was a mall. But, whatever, I made myself feel like I was in an island getaway, and it actually worked.
- The Gym/Fitness Center – Yep, they have that too. I skipped it. My idea of exercise is reaching for the remote.
- The Body Treatments: I did not try any, but they did offer "Body scrub" and "Body wrap". I mean, maybe I'll get around to it next time.
- *(Score: 3.5/5 - the pool made up for the spa's shortcomings, and I'd probably give it a shot again, if the mood was right.)
The Nitty-Gritty: Rooms, Services, and Annoying Little Details
Let's get down to the details that can make or break a stay.
The Room (Almost Heaven): My room was… pretty darn good. It was spacious, clean, and had all the standard amenities like "air conditioning," a "coffee/tea maker," and a "mini bar". The "blackout curtains" were a godsend. Seriously, I slept like a baby! The "internet access – wireless" (free, thank you very much!) worked perfectly, and the "high floor" meant a nice view, which made you feel like you weren't totally trapped in the belly of the supermall beast.
The Annoying Stuff: I had trouble with the "safe box" - it took me a good 20 minutes to operate. The "slippers" were a little… basic, and the "mirror" seemed intent on showing only the bad angles of my face.
The Services & Conveniences: They had "daily housekeeping," which was efficient and unobtrusive. "Laundry service" and "dry cleaning" were nice touches. They had a "convenience store", of course, being in a mall.
The Front Desk: They also had a "concierge". The front desk staff were very helpful and friendly.
*(Score: 4/5 - the room was excellent, and the services and conveniences were decent for the price of the stay.)
For the Kids (If You're Traveling with Tiny Humans)
I didn't travel with kids, but they did provide "Babysitting service" and "Kids meal". Given its mall location, it's probably great for the young ones.
Getting Around:
A "car park [free of charge]"? Now you're talking! I used the "airport transfer", but I could also use a "taxi service".
The Verdict: Is Luxury Surabaya Mansion a Hidden Gem?… Kinda, Sorta, Maybe.
Look, Luxury Surabaya Mansion isn't perfect. It's got its quirks, some questionable coffee, and the slight feeling of being trapped in a mall. But, it's also got a pretty great pool, comfy rooms, and a genuine desire to keep you safe and comfortable.
It's not exactly a "hidden gem" in the truest sense of the word. But it is a perfectly acceptable hotel, and a solid option.
Final Score: 3.7/5
Would I stay there again? Probably. Especially if I needed to be somewhere in Surabaya that required proximity to a mall. I'd just BYO coffee, and maybe spend a little more time at the pool with "a view". And if I come across a unicorn riding a scooter through the parking lot, I'll be sure to let you know.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercup. This ain't your glossy brochure itinerary. This is… my attempt at a Surabaya adventure, mostly confined to the luxurious, supposedly, New Studio Anderson Supermall Mansion By Travelio. Prepare for tangents, potential meltdowns (mine, not yours), and a whole lotta questionable decisions. Here we go:
The Surabaya Supermall Mansion Mission: A Mostly Stationary Odyssey
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bedding Disaster (and Sweet, Sweet Indomie)
- 14:00 (ish) - Arrival at Juanda International Airport (SUB): Ah, Surabaya. Humidity slaps you in the face like a wet fish as soon as you exit the air-conditioned bliss. "Welcome to Paradise," the billboard screams. Paradise of… sweat? Took a Grab straight to the Supermall Mansion. My driver, bless his cotton socks, kept trying to sell me "good coffee" out the window. Said "No, no, thank you." Didn't mention I'd already had 3 before the flight. Rookie mistake. Now I'm twitchy.
- 15:00 - Check-in (hopefully smooth, haha): Navigating the Travelio check-in process felt like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while being attacked by aggressive mosquitoes. Eventually, keycard secured. The "Mansion" part of the name is debatable. It's…a building. In a mall. On a busy street. But the room is a studio, and the pictures did look pretty. Famous last words, right?
- 15:30 - The Bedding Apology (and the fight with the duvet): Okay, so the room looks nice-ish. But the bed…oh, the bed. The sheets are so thin I swear I can see the mattress through them. And the duvet? Oh, the duvet. It's like it’s made of a thousand angry feathers who have all plotted revenge for being plucked. First touch and I was trapped. This duvet, my friends, is determined to suffocate me. It's a love-hate relationship already. I’m sweating just thinking about it.
- 16:00 – Food Glorious Food (and the Indomie Revelation): After wrestling the duvet to a standstill, I needed sustenance. The Supermall beckoned. But before that – the essentials. I found the emergency Indomie stash I'd packed. My god, after the flight, the bed, it was bliss. Simple, perfect. Comfort food at its finest. (Yes, I know I'm in a city full of amazing food. I'll get there. Eventually.)
- 17:00 - Supermall Exploration (and the existential crisis that is a shopping mall): The mall is, well, a mall. Overwhelming. Shiny. Full of people. I wandered around for an hour, lost in a sea of neon signs and the faint scent of air conditioning. Bought a toothbrush. My life is scintillating.
- 19:00 - Dinner at [Insert Food Court Choice Here] (and the disappointment of processed food): Forced myself to brave the food court. Ordered something that looked vaguely appealing. Tasted like…nothing. Generic, pre-packaged. Shoulda just had three more packets of Indomie.
- 20:00 - Back in the Death Trap (aka the Room): More duvet-wrestling. Watch some terrible Indonesian TV. Consider ordering another packet of Indomie. The cycle begins.
Day 2: Culture, Coffee, and the Quest for Actual Food (aka, Escaping the Studio!)
- 09:00 - "Breakfast" (and a caffeine OD): The room's "kitchen" is laughably inadequate. I had some instant coffee and felt better.. Sort of. Maybe went a bit overboard. I'm wired.
- 10:00 - Exploring Surabaya (and the traffic from Hades): Okay, gotta get out. Ordered a Grab (again). Surabaya traffic is insane. Like, beyond-comprehension insane. I spent an hour inching my way to the House of Sampoerna. The driver kept yelling at other drivers. Very informative.
- 11:00 - House of Sampoerna (and the unexpected loveliness): This was actually pretty cool. Cigarette factory, Dutch architecture…interesting history. The place felt like a little oasis of calm. Much needed.
- 12:30 - Lunch (the redemption of Nasi Goreng): Found a little warung (local eatery) nearby. Ordered Nasi Goreng. Finally, some actual flavor! Spicy, savory…delicious. Victory!
- 14:00 - Coffee Hunting (and the pursuit of the perfect cup): Surabaya has a burgeoning coffee scene, apparently. Tried a place called "Coffee Paradise." The coffee was strong, and I definitely needed that. And cake. Because I deserve it.
- 16:00 - Exploring the Mall (again…regret): Back to the Supermall. I needed…something. Got lost. Again. Felt the creeping despair of consumerism. Resisted the urge to buy a giant inflatable unicorn.
- 17:30 - Room Rest and Duvet Battle Royale: Back to the room. The duvet is taunting me. I must win.
- 19:00 - Dinner…and the Indomie Conspiracy (you'll see): Still haven't found a truly inspiring dinner spot. Contemplating a second-dinner-of-Indomie. Seriously considering just buying a massive bag of it and living off it for the rest of the trip. Is that even wrong?
Day 3: Last Day, Leftover Hope, and a Final Indomie Farewell?
- 09:00 – Desperation Coffee and a Last-Ditch Effort: Same routine, but with a newfound sense of urgency. I need to experience something amazing before I leave. This apartment is starting to feel like a gilded cage.
- 10:00 - Attempting the art museum (failed attempt): The museum will be too far and too expensive. Maybe next time.
- 12:00 - The Mall: The Finale: Went to the mall one last time. Bought a random souvenir I'll probably lose by the end of the day.
- 13:00 - Lunch (the almost-perfect discovery): Found a hidden gem of a Warung near the apartment. Delicious. It's only taken me 3 days. Shame.
- 15:00 - Goodbye to the Duvet: My final battle with the duvet. I will get it in a suitcase and move it. I will never forget the battles.
- 16:00 - Airport bound. Bye Surabaya. Good, bye, and (mostly) good riddance.
Final Thoughts/Ramblings:
Look, this was…an experience. The Supermall Mansion was not the glamorous retreat I’d envisioned, I ate mostly instant noodles, and I spent far too much time in a shopping mall. But, hey, I survived. And I learned something. Even in the most…confined of situations, with a terrible duvet, and a constant scent of air conditioning, you can still find small moments of joy. And maybe, just maybe, appreciate the simple things, like a killer plate of Nasi Goreng or a nice cup of coffee. And Indomie. Always Indomie. Would I go back? Well…ask me again in a month. But right now? I need a long bath, a real bed, and a serious detox. And maybe a lifetime supply of Indomie.
Disclaimer: This itinerary is a fictional account based on the prompt. All observations, opinions, and experiences expressed are purely satirical and for entertainment purposes.
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Luxury Surabaya Mansion: Anderson Supermall's Hidden Gem (Travelio) - Ask Me Anything! (Okay, Maybe Not *Anything*)
So, is this "Luxury Mansion" really *luxury*? I've been burned before...
Alright, alright, let's get this out of the way. "Luxury" in Surabaya? It's a tricky beast. Look, I've stayed in places that promised the moon and delivered… well, a slightly dusty crescent. This one? It's a solid *maybe*. Here's the deal: It's definitely a step up from your average Surabaya apartment. The design is… well, it *tries* to be opulent. Think lots of marble (or marble-esque materials), big mirrors, and a vaguely European vibe. I'd call it "aspirational luxury." It's like, the kind of place where the furniture *thinks* it's Versace, but it's probably from a really good knock-off store.
The *real* luxury comes in the form of space. It's HUGE. Seriously, I could practically play badminton in the living room. Which I didn't. (My badminton skills are… questionable.) And the views! Okay, mostly of other buildings, but hey, it's Surabaya. You take what you can get. So, luxury? Depends on your definition. It's comfortable, spacious, and a nice treat. But don't expect to be waited on hand and foot by obsequious butlers. (Although, wouldn't *that* be nice?! Maybe I need to write a strongly worded suggestion to Travelio…)
Tell me about the location. Is it really as convenient as they say?
Convenient? Oh, *absolutely* convenient. It's literally *inside* the Anderson Supermall. Which is… well, it's a mall. I mean, if you love malls, you'll be in heaven. Food, shops, a cinema… it’s all right there. No dragging out of your comfort zone. I spent a whole afternoon getting lost in a bookstore. Lost. In a bookstore! It was glorious.
But… and there's always a but, isn't there? It also means you're in the middle of... a mall. Noise, crowds, the faint smell of aggressively air-conditioned air... It can get a little intense. But, hey, for me, the convenience outweighed the slight claustrophobia. If you're a shopaholic, this is your paradise, not going to lie. I definitely spent a bit *too* much time browsing, and I did get stuck for a bit in traffic (caused by some event) trying to get a taxi one day. But, honestly, after living in Surabaya for a while, it was still pretty damn convenient.
What about the amenities? Specifically, the pool – is it any good?
Okay, the pool. This is where things get interesting. The pictures on Travelio… *wow*. Sparkling water, sun loungers, idyllic. The reality? Well, it's a pool. It's *there*. It's generally clean. It's not quite the shimmering oasis the photos imply, but it is a nice way to cool off in that Surabaya heat.
I would say the pool itself isn't *the* main draw. It's functional. But it's also a great place to sit with a cold drink and watch the world go by. The real appeal is the *idea* of the pool. The fantasy of escaping the city… even if you’re still technically *in* the city. It’s great to relax and enjoy some "me time", even if the sun loungers might be a little worn and the view is of another high-rise. Still, I won't lie, that first dip felt fantastic.
The kitchen – is it fully equipped? I like to cook!
The kitchen... Okay, this is another area where "fully equipped" might be stretching the truth a *little*. It has the basics – a fridge, stove, microwave, some basic cookware. But don’t expect to whip up a Michelin-star meal. Think more along the lines of "can heat up leftovers and maybe scramble some eggs if the mood strikes."
Also, I remember one trip, finding the the pans a little… well, let's say they'd seen better days. Maybe bring your own non-stick pan if you're serious about cooking. It is functional and a bonus for some. I definitely prefer to eat out, so it wasn't that big of a deal, but I see where you're coming from!
What about the Wi-Fi? Because, let's face it, we all need Wi-Fi...
Ah, Wi-Fi. The lifeblood of modern existence! The Wi-Fi was… okay. Generally fast enough for browsing, streaming, and the endless scrolling we all secretly do. It did suffer a few hiccups now and then. Once, I had to (horror of horrors!) actually *talk* to someone on the phone because the internet went down. The world didn’t end, but it was a close call. But hey, it usually worked.
One time I had to restart my router (yup, tech support!). I also discovered it was a shared network, which is common in these types of buildings. I would have liked a stronger, more secure connection, to be honest, but it did the job.
Would you stay there again? Be honest!
Okay, the million-dollar question. Honestly? Yes, I probably would. It depends on the deal and exactly what I'm looking for. It’s convenient, spacious, and relatively comfortable. It's not perfect. It has its quirks. But it's a solid choice if you're looking for a comfortable base in Surabaya, especially if you want access to a mall.
I definitely have higher standards than some, though. The cleanliness, the small details, I'm a bit obsessed about it. It wasn't *perfect*, but it was still good enough. If you're on a budget, maybe look elsewhere, as it can be pricey. But If you're looking for something a little nicer than a budget hotel, and want to be in the heart of it all, then, yeah, give it a shot.
Any tips for making the most of your stay?
Okay, a few tips to maximize your stay at the Luxury Surabaya Mansion:
* **Embrace the Mall:** Don’t resist it. It's there. Use it. Explore it. Get lost in a bookstore. Buy something you don’t need. It is the lifestyle.
* **Bring Earplugs:** Just in case the mall noise (or your neighbor’s late-night karaoke) gets to you.
* **Check the Appliances:** MakeTop Places To Stay
