Escape to Paradise: Hotel Montanes, Suances, Spain - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Paradise is… a LOT. (Review of Hotel Montanes, Suances, Spain - Buckle Up!)
Okay, deep breath. This is going to take a while. Because “Escape to Paradise: Hotel Montanes” in Suances, Spain promises… well, everything. And I, intrepid reviewer (and slightly frazzled human), am here to tell you if it delivers. Spoiler alert: it’s complicated. Like, really complicated.
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Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and the Stairwell of Doom
Let’s get the practicality out of the way first. "Accessibility" is listed as a major selling point, which is a HUGE plus. They even list "Facilities for disabled guests." They also have an elevator. Thank goodness. I saw the lobby, beautiful, modern, and then I saw the stairs to the spa. Not ideal. Let’s hope the accessible rooms are actually accessible. (Insert a mental note to check this. I'll get back to you.)
(Rambling interlude: Because life is messy!) This whole "accessibility" thing is important to me, and it's not just about being able to get into a building. It's about the experience. Are the hallways wide enough? Are the bathrooms designed with thought? Do you feel… included, or like you’re navigating an obstacle course designed by someone who’s never actually used a wheelchair? This is where the real test begins.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges & Dining: Food, Glorious (Potentially Stressful) Food!
They list "Restaurants" – plural! They list more dining options than I did in my last grocery run. A la carte? Buffet? Asian Cuisine? Desserts? Happy hour? Oh, my aching stomach.
The listing also includes "Safe dining setup" and "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items," which, in post-pandemic times, is extremely comforting. But does it translate to delicious dining?
Breakfast Buffet: The breakfast buffet was… an experience. The sheer volume of food was overwhelming, and I confess I walked away with a plate of the most bizarre combination of eggs, pastries, and what looked like Spanish tortilla, but tasted… vaguely of… something. Finding an accessible table was a bit of a dance, weaving through the hungry hordes. They did have hand sanitizer stations everywhere, so that was a relief. And the coffee? Surprisingly decent.
Restaurants & Bars: I sampled the a la carte restaurant as well. I ordered the International cuisine – mostly because I couldn't figure out what else was on the menu. The service was friendly but slow, the food… okay. The bar was crowded during Happy Hour, again reminding me of a slightly crazed grocery store at peak hours. It did have a lovely terrace area with a view of the pool (see below).
(Emotional Reaction - I'm Here for the Food!): I was hoping for food that wowed me. Instead, I got food that… filled me up. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't the culinary paradise I had dreamed about. The sheer volume of choice, while impressive, contributed to a bit of a feeling of being overwhelmed and, frankly, a tiny bit stressed. I came to relax, not to overthink what I was going to eat! I did appreciate the alternative meal arrangement, but the vegetarian options could be better.
Wheelchair Accessible? Still Unclear, But Promising!
Remember that initial accessibility check? I need to say that I’m leaning towards cautiously optimistic. The lobby and dining areas looked ok, but the crucial test is the rooms and pathways. The listing is promising, but doesn’t give any specifics. (Mental note: investigate this further if I come back – and ask for very specific details.)
Internet Access: Wi-Fi, Glorious Wi-Fi!
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" – thank the digital gods! Also listed "Internet" and "Internet [LAN]". Phew. I need my internet! The listing promises it, which makes me happy because not having reliable internet access is a deal-breaker in my world! It worked flawlessly.
Wi-Fi in Public Areas: See above. Worked great.
(Anecdote: The Digital Detox That Wasn't): Honestly, the Wi-Fi was a lifesaver. I had grand plans of unplugging and enjoying the scenery, but let's be real: I had to catch up on emails, check my social media, and, you know, review this hotel. So thank goodness for the strong connection!
Things to Do/Ways to Relax: The Spa, the Sauna, and the Pool (Oh My!)
This is where "Escape to Paradise" really promises the goods. "Body scrub," "Body wrap," "Massage," "Pool with view," "Sauna," "Spa," "Spa/sauna," "Steamroom," "Swimming pool," "Swimming pool [outdoor]"… It’s practically a spa brochure!
- The Pool with View: Absolutely gorgeous. The panoramic vista was stunning, especially at sunset. That was paradise.
- The Spa: This is where things got a little… complicated. The list is impressive, but… and here's that but again… the access to the spa itself was not as smooth as I would have liked. The spa services were heavenly, the staff were lovely. The experience was good, the access… Let’s just say, I preferred the view of the pool.
(Quirky Observation: The Towel Origami): Seriously, the housekeeping must have been obsessed with folding towels. I swear, by the end of my stay, my room looked like a convention for towel swans. Cute, but slightly unsettling.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe?
"Anti-viral cleaning products," “Daily disinfection in common areas," "Individually-wrapped food options," "Physical distancing of at least 1 meter." Check, check, check. They really emphasise this: "Professional-grade sanitizing services,” "Rooms sanitized between stays."
I appreciated the effort, and I felt safe. It was a lot of sanitizing, but it provided peace of mind.
(Imperfect Observation:) Sometimes, the constant sanitizing also provided a weird smell!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking… Take Two!
I've already ranted a bit about the dining, but let's delve a bit deeper. They have a lot. I’ll repeat: “A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water."
- Poolside Bar: Amazing. The cocktails were strong and the atmosphere was great. Order a drink while you watch the sun going down. Wonderful.
(Strong Emotional Reaction): I felt that dining was an opportunity missed. It could have been the highlight. So much choice means that the hotel is trying. But for me, the food was merely adequate.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Useful
"Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safe deposit boxes, Seminars… "
Whoa!
- Concierge: The concierge was extremely helpful and friendly. They helped me organise local excursions (which I highly recommend).
- Convenience Store: Actually useful.
- Daily Housekeeping: The towel swans, remember? Impeccable.
- Elevator: Essential.
- Food Delivery: Great! (Though I didn't use it.)
For the Kids: Is it Family-Friendly?
"Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal". Yep, they definitely seem to welcome kids.
(Anecdote: Toddler Tantrums and Swimming Pools): I observed a few families during my stay. The kids seemed happy, although a little bit of toddler tantruming and splashing was involved. All part of the experience.
Access: Security, and Getting Around
"CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream 3-Bedroom Seminyak Villa Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your average, meticulously planned itinerary. This is Hotel Montanes Suances, Spain: Adventures of a Slightly Disorganized Soul. And let me tell you, it's going to be a bumpy, beautiful ride.
Day 1: Arrival (and Immediate Crisis of the Tummy)
14:00 - Arrival at Santander Airport: Okay, first hurdle. Remember those amazing Spanish lessons I took…? Turns out, they completely abandoned me the moment I stepped off the plane. Luckily, a woman with a face that permanently looked like she'd just smelled something delightful directed me towards the bus. Bless her.
15:00 - Bus to Suances: The bus ride was supposed to be relaxing. I envisioned gazing out the window, lost in thought, all poetic and stuff. Reality? A small child behind me decided my seat was a soundproof drum kit. By the time we arrived, I was pretty sure I had a percussion-induced headache.
16:00 - Check-in at Hotel Montanes: The hotel! Finally! Clean, crisp sheets, a balcony overlooking… a parking lot. (Hey, every hotel has its flaws, right?) The receptionist, a woman named Elena who looked like she was carved from pure sunshine, was incredibly friendly. She even spoke some English, which, again, saved me.
17:00 - Panic Mode (Lunch): This is where it got real. All that time I took to research the area, and I didn't plan. I wasn't hungry, suddenly I was starving. Running around like a headless chicken, I stumbled upon a tapas bar. Okay, calm down. Think. Order. I ordered…a plate of patatas bravas. They looked delicious. They smelled delicious. Then, my stomach started to rumble. Not the happy, food-is-coming rumble. More like a "what have you done?" rumble. Long story short, the bravas did not agree with me. Spent the next few hours in a state of moderate discomfort. My first impression of Suances? The bravas are evil.
19:00 - Stroll (Attempted) and Recovery: A gentle walk. Okay, a very gentle shuffle. After the great potato debauch, I decided to take a walk along the Playa de la Concha. The sunset was the most glorious thing I've ever seen. It was worth every potato-induced tummy ache.
Day 2: Beach, Bliss, and the Mystery of the Missing Sandwich
09:00 - Breakfast (and the Quest for Decaf): Hotel breakfast was… okay. Lots of cheese, pastries, and suspiciously strong coffee. Decaf was proving to be a treasure hunt.
10:00 - Sun, Sand, and Seashells: Okay, this. This is what I came for. The Playa de la Concha again. This time, armed with a book, sunscreen, and the firm intention of doing absolutely nothing. I spread out, found a perfect spot and started. The sea, the sun, the sound of the waves. Pure bliss.
12:00 - The Disappearance of the Sandwich: I pre-bought a sandwich, fully prepared for a perfect beach picnic. I took a dip and relaxed on the sand, then POOF my sandwich had vanished. No idea what happened, but I suspect hungry seagulls. Lesson learned: Never underestimate a seagull's dedication to a good baguette.
13:00 - Lunch (The Replacement Quest): Had to find a new lunch in a hurry, ended up at a small cafe right by the beach. Had some calamari, it was much too much to eat. note to self: don't be a glutton
15:00 - Beaching (again): The sun had completely taken over, so I had no choice but to go back to the beach.
17:00 - Wandering the Streets: Strolled slowly, enjoying the views.
19:00 - Dinner (and the Triumph of Tortilla): Tonight, I dared to order again and had a slice of tortilla. It was a triumph of simplicity. The perfect ending to a day.
Day 3: Exploring, and a Slight Overdose of Church Bells
09:00 - Breakfast (And the Quest Continues): Still on the decaf hunt.
10:00 - A Hike, Sort Of: I decided to be adventurous and explore the coastline path. I made it about ten minutes before realizing hiking might not be my forte. The views were gorgeous, though. The cliffs! The wild sea!
11:00 - Back to the Hotel(ish): Decided a casual stroll to the town was a better bet than hiking. Took a lovely walk to the town square, which was very charming.
12:00 - Church Bells and Unexpected Emotions: The church bells began to ring. I don’t know why, but they triggered a wave of emotion. It was a mix of joy, nostalgia, and a weird longing for… something. Maybe it was the beauty of the place, maybe the lack of a sandwich, who knows. But I stood there, tears welling up.
13:00 - A Proper Lunch: Okay, this time I pre-planned. Found a place on the main square that did a mean paella.
15:00 - Siesta: Spent the afternoon sprawled on the bed, feeling a bit fuzzy from the sun, church bells, and paella.
17:00 - The Quest for Souvenirs: Managed to find some postcards for my niece.
19:00 - Farewell Dinner: The last evening in Suances. Enjoyed a simple, relaxed dinner at the hotel.
Day 4: Departure(and the Unresolved Questions):
09:00 - Last Breakfast… and still no decaf: This time, I just gave up and opted for the strong stuff.
10:00 - Last Moments of Suances Bliss: Took another walk to Playa de la Concha, drinking in the beauty one last time.
11:00 - Goodbye Suances: Heading back to the airport.
A final thought: This trip wasn't perfect. There were stomach troubles, sandwich disappearances, and moments of total and utter disorganization. But it was real. It was honest. It was beautiful. It was a reminder that the best adventures are often the messy ones. And I can't wait to come back to Suances and maybe, just maybe, find a decent decaf coffee.
Escape to Paradise: Hotel Montanes, Suances - FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, You Have Questions)
Okay, spill the beans: Is this place *really* as good as the photos? My Instagram feed is skeptical.
Alright, alright, let's be honest – those photos? Yeah, they're pretty. But here’s the *truth* truth: Hotel Montanes in Suances? It's got that *je ne sais quoi* that even Instagram can’t capture.
Think slightly wind-worn charm. Not "perfectly staged". My first thought when I walked in? "Okay, this is real." Like, you can *smell* the ocean, not just see it shimmering on a perfectly pristine surface.
And speaking of shimmering... I got sunburnt *badly* on day 1. Forgot the sunscreen. Rookie mistake. So the pool, while gorgeous, was more of a "gentle dipping" experience for a couple of days. Face plant.
The beach looks amazing. Is it easy to get to? And, more importantly, is it crowded? (I loathe crowds.)
The beach. Oh, the beach. It’s a short walk, a ridiculously pleasant one. It’s *right there*. Unlike some hotels where "near the beach" translates to "30-minute drive with a small bus that smells faintly of wet dog." Not here!
Crowded? Depends. Weekend? Possibly. Summer? Slightly. But, and this is a big but, it's Suances. Not Ibiza. You'll find space. Even on a moderately busy day, you can carve out your own little patch of paradise. I found more space on the beach than my brain after a few glasses of Cantabrian cider, let me tell you.
Also, the sunsets? Unbelievable. I literally cried one evening. Okay, maybe it was a combination of the sunset, the cider, and the fact I'd just failed miserably at building a sandcastle. But the point is, the beach is worth it.
What about the food? I'm a foodie, and "hotel food" often means…well, you know…
Ah, the food. Okay, so this isn’t Michelin-starred (though, honestly, the view deserves at least a star!). But it's *good*. Really, really good. Think fresh, local ingredients. Seriously, I saw the kitchen staff lugging in *actual* fresh seafood. It felt like a small, kindhearted gesture from the place.
The breakfast buffet? Don't even get me started. The pastries alone were a borderline religious experience. I might have accidentally eaten a dozen. My jeans are still weeping.
Later, the menu? Simple, fresh, flavorful. The octopus was divine. My friend got the paella, and I swear I saw her actually moan with pleasure. I felt slightly ashamed of my jealousy.
Are the rooms stylish? I don’t want a musty, dated hotel room.
Stylish? Yes. Musty? Absolutely not. The rooms are... comfortable. I remember, after the sunburn incident, sprawling across the bed. It was bliss (minus the throbbing pain).
They have that coastal vibe, all bright and airy. Clean. Modern. And the view? The *view* from my balcony was worth the price of admission alone. It was like waking up in a postcard.
Truthfully, I'm not usually that fussy about rooms. As long as there's a decent shower, a comfy bed, and I can see out of the window, I'm happy. But even I, the slovenly traveler, was impressed. No frills, but perfectly serviceable.
Okay, okay, so it sounds good. But are there any downsides? Be honest!
Alright, here's the messy truth:
The Wi-Fi. It's…spotty in the rooms. Honestly, that was a blessing in disguise. It forced me to *unplug* and actually enjoy the vacation. But if you need to be glued to your phone 24/7, prepare for some frustration. I personally welcomed the internet detox.
It's not a party hotel. If you crave a wild nightlife scene, this isn't it. Suances is charming, but it's not Las Vegas. (Although, after all the cider, I might have started a small, impromptu dance party in the lobby one night. Apologies to the other guests.).
It's not cheap. But honestly, for what you get - the location, the service, the food, the overall chill vibe - it's worth it. You're paying for an escape, not just a room. And trust me. it *is* an escape.
Also, there's a slight lack of English-speaking staff compared to bigger tourist traps. But Google translate works wonders, and the staff are genuinely friendly and eager to help. My Spanish is awful, but we managed. Mostly through hand gestures and a lot of laughter.
What’s the vibe like? Is it family-friendly? Romantic? Party central? I'm looking for the right fit.
The vibe? *Relaxed*. Think "sun-drenched contentment." It's definitely family-friendly, and I saw lots of happy kids building sandcastles and running around. They weren't rowdy, but rather full of joy.
Romantic? Absolutely. Imagine hand-in-hand walks on the beach at sunset. Staring at each other, taking selfies, and forgetting all the stupid, stressful things. It's the kind of place where you could happily fall in love all over again. Or, you know, just *be* in love.
Party central? Nope. More "quiet evening on the balcony with a glass of wine and breathtaking view." If you are looking for something beyond that, it's not the place.
Is there anything *really* unique about this hotel? Something that sets it apart?
Okay, this is where I get a little sappy. The thing that really sets Hotel Montanes apart? The *people*. The staff. They're genuinely friendly, helpful, and they seem to actually *care* that you're enjoying your stay. No fake smiles, no forced pleasantries. It felt...authentic.
One evening, I was sitting by the pool, feeling a bit down (sunburn, remember?). This lovely waitress, seeing my face, just *brought* me a small plate of tapas, and a glass of something cold and bubbly...Hotel Bliss Search
